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Scumbag Stephanie
has to wake at 6 for work and knows you sleep till 8
alarm on full blast, hits snooze 5 times, forgets phone in bed alarm goes off again, comes in and out of the bedroom 5 separates times, opens and closes the blinds, turns on bathroom light and leaves, turns on main lights and says, "babe, go back to sleep, you don't have to get up!"